"The governor’s legal counsel told state agencies in a May 14 memo to revise policies and regulations to recognize same-sex marriages performed in California and Massachusetts as well as Canada and other countries that allow gays and lesbians to marry, said Erin Duggan, the governor’s spokeswoman."
but! despite typing this out on a revived desktop (hello, mac mini!) i will shortly be en route to apple store fifth avenue (the only one i know of that’s 24/365) to regain my awesome. good thing i have time machine. by the way, did anyone else notice that it’s SHORTS WEATHER in new york??
Lisa and I spared no time jumping onto the talking-train which left from Flirtation Station. We quickly set up a date for Friday night at Disneyland.
When we met at the Magic Kingdom, I noticed a couple things, and both of those things were Lisa’s blouse-bunnies tightly wrapped in her white shirt.
One of her selling points that evening was “I shaved today.” Um…well, she didn’t shave well. Fingering her was like putting my fingers in a mouth of honey—Alec Baldwin’s mouth, with a palm-full of stubble. Fucking gross.
After all of that, we watched each other “take care of ourselves,” if you know what I mean.
Studio Audience: WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
you should get in this, folks; it’s some of the best storytelling i’ve seen in years. (nate, let’s talk about the book soon, yes?)
“‘Chefs should be fined if they don’t have ingredients in season on their menu. There should be stringent laws, licensing laws, to make sure produce is only used in season and season only.”—Gordon Ramsay to BBC (via mascarah)
Noooo! You fucking uppity yuppy bastards. Go move to the suburbs if you don’t want to live near bars. This is New York City for chrissakes.
This makes me so incredibly annoyed/sad. What happened to the city that never sleeps?
i absolutely fucking hate that these new park slopers are destroying a really good stretch of fifth avenue. what’s next, complaints about al di la and aunt suzie being on the same fucking block? give me a break - the guy who leads the community board meeting is in stiff competition with the union hall guys’ other bar, floyd’s. fuck the brazen head.
The CollegeHumor All Nighter was enormously fun. I want to thank the people we talked with in the chat room all night, who had such specific questions that they are obviously reading this (and every CH) blog. We had a lot of fun on the live stream, and it definitely kept everyone going even when things hit a lull.
All ten videos we made overnight are collected in one place here.