November 2009
Guy on the train next to me is blasting “Straight Up” by Paula Abdul via his headphones. It is a good day.
authoritative jim disapproves.
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naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaants ingonyama bagithi baba
sithi uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhm ingonyama
How the hell do I have over 4,000 tumblarity right...
sade:
better not stare directly at it.
i think this counts as a white whine.
thoughts with myself
i: you know the phrase 'nuclear family,' right?
myself: of course, because i'm you.
i: right, right. wouldn't that be a great sitcom?
myself: like a suburban nuclear family?
i: no, like a family in hiroshima in the 50's.
myself: too soon.
i'm not your toy. this isn't another...
gag reel time!!!
usually this is the part where i become a giddy little girl watching hot guys who play sci-fi heroes of mine act like bros.
OMG YOU GUYS I’M GOING TO CRY IT’S LIKE I’M 13 AGAIN
currently watching my star trek blu-ray
IT IS SO FUCKING AWESOME
i also paused the kirk boner scene like five times. IT’S HIGH DEFINITION PEOPLE WHAT OF IT YOU WOULD DO THE SAME
this time baby, i'll be bulletproof
there are so many hilarious things
to see when you do a google image search of ‘jesus take the wheel.’ kind of necessary for monday.
sorry but i totally thought this was jfa (nsfw) →
lafuguedantoine:sofresh:mare-bear:(via unknownbabes)
warning: there’s vagina here.
I wish I could just hit the "Like" on someones...
(via iammattjordan)
aww, thanks matt.
blakewhitman:
Guess what you can do on your iPhone now?!
THIS IS AWESOME.