Guy on the train next to me is blasting “Straight Up” by Paula Abdul via his headphones. It is a good day.
authoritative jim disapproves.
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaants ingonyama bagithi baba
sithi uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhm ingonyama
How the hell do I have over 4,000 tumblarity right...
sade: better not stare directly at it. i think this counts as a white whine.
thoughts with myself
i: you know the phrase 'nuclear family,' right?
myself: of course, because i'm you.
i: right, right. wouldn't that be a great sitcom?
myself: like a suburban nuclear family?
i: no, like a family in hiroshima in the 50's.
myself: too soon.
i'm not your toy. this isn't another...
gag reel time!!!
usually this is the part where i become a giddy little girl watching hot guys who play sci-fi heroes of mine act like bros. OMG YOU GUYS I’M GOING TO CRY IT’S LIKE I’M 13 AGAIN
currently watching my star trek blu-ray
IT IS SO FUCKING AWESOME i also paused the kirk boner scene like five times. IT’S HIGH DEFINITION PEOPLE WHAT OF IT YOU WOULD DO THE SAME
this time baby, i'll be bulletproof
nedhepburn: The Zombies “This Will Be Our Year”
there are so many hilarious things
to see when you do a google image search of ‘jesus take the wheel.’ kind of necessary for monday.
sorry but i totally thought this was jfa (nsfw) →
lafuguedantoine:sofresh:mare-bear:(via unknownbabes) warning: there’s vagina here.
I wish I could just hit the "Like" on someones...
(via iammattjordan) aww, thanks matt.
blakewhitman: Guess what you can do on your iPhone now?! THIS IS AWESOME.