July 2009
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Chris Brown: 'Forever' single soars up iTunes... →
i’m thinking he should pony up the money for rihanna.
I first wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realised you had to give them...
– Paris Hilton
wahh wahh
thephenthouse:
stop reblogging without credit wahhh wwwahaahhhh put the source you ignorant fuck wahhh
I wrote this.
i cried while reblogging this
Me: i watched my first full episode of gossip girl
Me: never.
Me: again.
Matt: they try to make that main dude a mix between the "quirkiness!" of Seth and the dark brooding of Ryan
Matt: and he fails at both
Me: oh chuck bass or whatever the fuck
Me: yeah. every guy on that show is so ugly too
Matt: oh nooooooo they are sooooooo glamourous
Matt: and they dress so well!!
Me: yes so realistic
Me: fucking bowties and ascots what the fuck
Me: YOU WILL NEVER BE THE EAST COAST O.C
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there is so much truth here.
i was on a ferry two times yesterday
headed from the west edge of seattle to bainbridge island.
the ride was about a half hour long both ways.
so like any normal person i played “i’m on a boat” on loop both times until i disembarked.
it was awesome.
I'M IN SEATTLE!
overheard in a gay bar
1: admit it. you know it's true.
2: that's just sick.
1: BUT IT'S TRUE!
2: fine, fine. semen kinda smells like egg.
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3: what are you having to drink?
4: the usual, probably.
3: so like five absolut mandrin and tonics?
4: girl that was breakfast.
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5: that guy's straight. lookit.
6: the shoes are a dead giveaway.
7: just because you wanna get in his pants does not make him straight.
6: whatever. you don't wear those shorts with those shoes.
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8: *gasp* he looks kinda like zac efron!
9: SHUT UP. not every boy looks like zac efron.
8: if they're cute they do!
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10: you got a cigarette?
11: no, sorry.
10: god i just wanna smoke something that's not COCK tonight.
11: [/facepalm]
sade:
I may or may not have sort of cried today while hugging my dog and thinking about his eventual death.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!
HORMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONES!!!!
not to be confused with harry potter’s best friend.