You Swallow These Invisible Shrimp With Every Gulp... →
well, sucks to be a vegetarian / vegan in NYC.
important. also, restores faith in humanity. (via mykicks)
The Top 25 Best Pictures Of Zac Efron Shirtless →
it really IS my birthday! srsly: You’re welcome. What the fuck ever. If I had that body, I would walk around naked and call it a public service.
Favorite Cover Band Names
We Got the Meat (all-male; Go-Go’s) Toker Face (marijuana advocacy; Lady GaGa) Glove Shack (leather daddies; B52’s) No Wain (Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter; Blind Melon) Heart of Ass (gay burlesque; Blondie) Wife on Mars (housewives; David Bowie) Jockin’ in the Free World (athletes; U2) White Round (supremacists; Flo-Rida) Dovefool (bird enthusiasts; Cardigans) ...
nathanieljams: Got Your Money | Say Anything...
all right, life.
i give up.