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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Miguel is a twentysomething living in Park Slope who owns a dog. He earns a living telling people what they should eat and what wine they should drink.

In his spare time he catches up on crossword puzzles, learning about Italian wine, and watching movies.

He used to be in the Bay Area doing stuff with food and that whole movement, and before that he was in school studying how to plan cities and how people talked.

In high school he was kind of a big deal, and only with the nerds, at that. 

He’s left-handed and owns many, many Moleskine notebooks. 

He will probably like you. 

Did we mention he’s awesome?</description><title>miguel.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @migueld)</generator><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Depeche Mode - People Are People
so why should it be you and i...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0XkRWwyNulk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0XkRWwyNulk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Depeche Mode - People Are People&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;so why should it be you and i should get along so awfully?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/257210397</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/257210397</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:11:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>this turns me on so much, not gonna lie.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktlsrqvzAW1qz9c44o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;this turns me on so much, not gonna lie.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/255407744</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/255407744</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:57:26 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>How the hell do I have over 4,000 tumblarity right now?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sade.tumblr.com/post/254872616/how-the-hell-do-i-have-over-4-000-tumblarity-right-now"&gt;sade&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;better not stare directly at it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i think this counts as a white whine.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/255237189</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/255237189</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:55:59 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>PAULA DEEN GETS SMACKED IN THE FACE WITH HAM</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/367xKcci_-8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/367xKcci_-8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;PAULA DEEN GETS SMACKED IN THE FACE WITH HAM&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/254640244</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/254640244</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:01:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>srsly:

25 Years of Oprah Screaming Celebrities’ Names

best.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mTxZBm70dSo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mTxZBm70dSo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://srsly.tumblr.com/post/254336828/25-years-of-oprah-screaming-celebrities-names"&gt;srsly&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;25 Years of Oprah Screaming Celebrities’ Names&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;best.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/254583683</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/254583683</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:52:49 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>kapi:

Christmas Tree — Lady GaGa (feat. Space Cowboy)
This is...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://migueld.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/254579665/tumblr_ktkf9bwB6G1qz6aaw&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kapi.tumblr.com/post/254354337/christmas-tree-lady-gaga-feat-space-cowboy"&gt;kapi&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Christmas Tree — Lady GaGa (feat. Space Cowboy)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is the &lt;i&gt;only&lt;/i&gt; Christmas song I want to listen to.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-GaGa!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/254579665</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/254579665</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:48:07 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>i’m sorry but didn’t david karp already steal this...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktcbh0aArv1qar4pzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;i’m sorry but didn’t david karp already steal this look from zac efron like, two weeks ago?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;GET A NEW SHIRT STYLISTS GODDAMN&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/254087334</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/254087334</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 02:22:24 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>thoughts with myself</title><description>i: you know the phrase 'nuclear family,' right?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
myself: of course, because i'm you.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
i: right, right. wouldn't that be a great sitcom?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
myself: like a suburban nuclear family?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
i: no, like a family in hiroshima in the 50's.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
myself: too soon.</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/253336512</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/253336512</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:38:01 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(via victoriajean)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktiu4no15D1qzxgjyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://victoriajean.tumblr.com/"&gt;victoriajean&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/253288233</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/253288233</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:49:30 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>bjcg:

Every girl who has been featured on Texts From Last...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kthj5rKC6j1qzwqkao1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bjcg.tumblr.com/post/252416546/every-girl-who-has-been-featured-on-texts-from"&gt;bjcg&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Every girl who has been featured on Texts From Last Night, rejoice!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I might pop this kit open just to go to the local bodega after a late night out, but some ladies may want to use the revolutionary new &lt;a href="http://www.walkofshamekit.com/"&gt;Walk Of Shame Kit &lt;/a&gt; for its original purpose, to minimize the embarrassment after a random one night stand. The kit, invented by Miami-based entrepreneurs, comes with sunglasses, a [dress], flip-flops, pre-pasted toothbrush, and bag. It aims to help women avoid showing the obvious signs of staying out all night, such as stumbling out into the light of day in last night’s high heels and make-up.  (via &lt;a href="http://blog.ideeli.com/todays-features/2009/4/21/walk-of-shame-kit-emergency-dressing.html"&gt;The ideeli Blog&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Edit: Looking at the website for the kit, it turns out that there is also a breast cancer awareness bracelet in each kit and that a certain portion of the proceeds made from these things goes to a breast cancer foundation.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/253125423</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/253125423</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:44:38 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(via inothernews)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kthxq33XFf1qz82gvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://inothernews.tumblr.com/"&gt;inothernews&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/253101810</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/253101810</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:14:26 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>srsly:

GOT. DAMNNNN.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktgp5x2pGN1qz5sxwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://srsly.tumblr.com/post/251882652/got-damnnnn"&gt;srsly&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;GOT. DAMNNNN.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/252088972</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/252088972</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:23:49 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>reallykatie:

good thing it’s friday because my work here is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktf8y9BOR21qznj5ho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://reallykatie.tumblr.com/post/251030744/good-thing-its-friday-because-my-work-here-is"&gt;reallykatie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;good thing it’s friday because my work here is DONE people. I AM THROUGH. FINITO.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THIS PUPPY IS WEARING TINY SNEAKERS. WE ARE ALL INVALID.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/251032859</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/251032859</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:06:59 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>i'm not your toy. this isn't another girl-meets-boy.</title><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/250554146</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/250554146</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:48:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Yeah this was my bill for dinner tonight</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kte5lcOkh01qz9c44o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yeah this was my bill for dinner tonight&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/250455646</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/250455646</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 23:53:40 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>new video.
ezra is still cute.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktdcwntOSG1qz9c44o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://pitchfork.com/news/37157-new-vampire-weekend-video-cousins/"&gt;new video.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ezra is still cute.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/249853937</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/249853937</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:33:59 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>he’s creating a singularity
IN MY PANTS</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktd8biOTlX1qz9c44o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;he’s creating a singularity&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;IN MY PANTS&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/249778564</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/249778564</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:54:53 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>gag reel time!!!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;usually this is the part where i become a giddy little girl watching hot guys who play sci-fi heroes of mine act like bros.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OMG YOU GUYS I’M GOING TO CRY IT’S LIKE I’M 13 AGAIN&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/247560167</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/247560167</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:59:45 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand double boner!!!!!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt9tuhHrNJ1qz9c44o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand double boner!!!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/247551055</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/247551055</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:49:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand boner.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt9tnbMAAV1qz9c44o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand boner.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/247547287</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/247547287</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:45:11 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
