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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Miguel is a twentysomething living in Park Slope who owns a dog. He earns a living telling people what they should eat and what wine they should drink.

In his spare time he catches up on crossword puzzles, learning about Italian wine, and watching movies.

He used to be in the Bay Area doing stuff with food and that whole movement, and before that he was in school studying how to plan cities and how people talked.

In high school he was kind of a big deal, and only with the nerds, at that. 

He’s left-handed and owns many, many Moleskine notebooks. 

He will probably like you. 

Did we mention he’s awesome?</description><title>miguel.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @migueld)</generator><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Beat It - Michael Jackson (MARIACHI STYLE)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/faArbI4Fkj4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/faArbI4Fkj4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Beat It - Michael Jackson (MARIACHI STYLE)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/232008108</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/232008108</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:35:32 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>planettampon:

David Walliams fondles Mark Ronson’s crotch, then...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/S_W-N4oE_1Q&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/S_W-N4oE_1Q&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://planettampon.tumblr.com/post/231668262"&gt;planettampon&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;David Walliams fondles Mark Ronson’s crotch, then tackles him to the floor, pulls down his pants and exposes Ronson’s white, jewy ass.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;have a good lunch hour sade!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/232002821</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/232002821</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:27:56 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>notthatkindagay:

This puppy is falling asleep in a bowl of...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eblDrj-EhKc&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eblDrj-EhKc&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://notthatkindagay.com/post/231476035/this-puppy-is-falling-asleep-in-a-bowl-of-water"&gt;notthatkindagay&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This puppy is falling asleep in a bowl of water&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/231485584</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/231485584</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:19:42 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>i completely forgot </title><description>&lt;p&gt;how much i loved watching survivor because my schedule never let me watch it on a consistent basis (except for the second season set in australia), but i have jumped back on the wagon and i absolutely fucking love it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;also, cute guys.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kse2sgLybG1qz9w5l.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/229010628</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/229010628</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:21:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>discodazzler:

Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

“how do you know all...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://migueld.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/228742844/tumblr_kscnhhOmW91qa25k6&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://discodazzler.tumblr.com/post/228316296/werewolf-bar-mitzvah"&gt;discodazzler&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Werewolf Bar Mitzvah&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“how do you know all those jewish words??”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/228742844</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/228742844</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 05:29:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>discodazzler:

mindset:

read
my
face

</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kscyc9kzMW1qz7um3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://discodazzler.tumblr.com/post/228491964/mindset-read-my-face"&gt;discodazzler&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mindset.tumblr.com/post/228489461/read-my-face"&gt;mindset&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;read&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;my&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;face&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/228738556</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/228738556</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 05:18:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>hitrecordjoe:

They finally told me I could tell you the news....</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7357614&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7357614&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hitrecordjoe.tumblr.com/post/228492768/they-finally-told-me-i-could-tell-you-the-news"&gt;hitrecordjoe&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;They finally told me I could tell you the news. I’m gonna host Saturday Night Live. WHAT?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;I’ve known for a couple months now. Wasn’t allowed to tell anybody. Still wrapping my head around it. Hard to believe it’s happening. I know it sounds cliché, but I really have watched that show ever since I was a little little kid, and it really does occupy a unique place in my big picture. thank you, thank you, thank you, and thank you.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I’m still not exactly sure what/how &lt;a href="http://www.hitRECord.org"&gt;hitRECord&lt;/a&gt;/tumblr/vimeo/everyone can play a part in my NY experience that week. I imagine something will work itself out. Got any ideas?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;more to come…&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;3&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/228738236</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/228738236</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 05:17:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Ugh. Let's play Acie Jeopardy, shall we?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://srsly.tumblr.com/post/227474773/ugh-lets-play-acie-jeopardy-shall-we"&gt;srsly&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Tardiness, people who use “aq” and “q,” WHEN MY INTERNET FUCKS UP&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WHAT ARE THINGS THAT ARE JOLOGZZZ&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/227495566</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/227495566</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:04:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Gummi Bear Song
WTF HOW IS THIS A REAL SONG</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/astISOttCQ0&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/astISOttCQ0&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Gummi Bear Song&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WTF HOW IS THIS A REAL SONG&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/227373121</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/227373121</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:52:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I'm trying to figure out how to take the bus and am on the verge of violent tears</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sade.tumblr.com/post/227360433/im-trying-to-figure-out-how-to-take-the-bus-and-am-on"&gt;sade&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kyle is borrowing my car for the day and I forgot that I took over someone’s shift tomorrow afternoon.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AH&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I WAS NOT RAISED THIS WAY&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WHAT IS BUS&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;omgomg i hope you come back alive&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/227370236</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/227370236</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:48:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>topherchris:

This cute dog just came to visit the office!

but...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksasgeV3IN1qz4u07o1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://topherchris.com/post/227314716/this-cute-dog-just-came-to-visit-the-office"&gt;topherchris&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This cute dog just came to visit the office!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but there’s a jfa attached to that dog. don’t get too excited.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/227342141</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/227342141</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:16:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>NEVER FORGET</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6bJOIqVAD-s&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6bJOIqVAD-s&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;NEVER FORGET&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/227274575</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/227274575</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:54:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>just caught</title><description>&lt;p&gt;my 32-year old straight-as-an-arrow roommate crying as he watched america’s best dance crew.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;day = made.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/227262964</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/227262964</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:38:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>hoarr:

Hilarious Video of the Now - Shane Sings 5 Octaves on...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HZsBL4d1Eus&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HZsBL4d1Eus&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hoarr.tumblr.com/post/227204299/jem-outrageous"&gt;hoarr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Hilarious Video of the Now - Shane Sings 5 Octaves on the Piano&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I was cracking up just listening this audio being played on the radio, but the video makes it.  This man is truly talented.  Truly, truly, truly talented.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/227214585</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/227214585</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:34:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>BLAME CANADA</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wOzG7bBylRo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wOzG7bBylRo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;BLAME CANADA&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/227199838</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/227199838</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:14:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>reallykatie:

i’m pretty sure topherchris doesn’t appreciate...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksal24XGj71qznj5ho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://reallykatie.tumblr.com/post/227192502/im-pretty-sure-topherchris-doesnt-appreciate"&gt;reallykatie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i’m pretty sure topherchris doesn’t appreciate being referred to in such a derogatory fashion.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;GAYS!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/227195130</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/227195130</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:07:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>HAHAHAHAHA</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksakjp2Ei21qz9c44o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;HAHAHAHAHA&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/227184464</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/227184464</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:52:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>HAHAHAHA</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksaki61YqG1qz9c44o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;HAHAHAHA&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/227183866</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/227183866</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:51:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Laptops as versatile as you are"</title><description>“Laptops as versatile as you are”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;Inbox SPAM&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BITCH YOU DUNNO MAH LIFE!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://notthatkindagay.com/"&gt;notthatkindagay&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;“Oh it comes with a hard drive all right!” HEY-YO!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;“Multiple USB ports” HEY-YO!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;“Wireless connectivity” HEY-YO!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;“17-inch screen” HEY-YO!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://inothernews.tumblr.com/"&gt;inothernews&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“The only thing that will be blue is your screen.” HEY-O!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“You’ll be begging for more of our RAM.” HEY-O!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://notthatkindagay.com/"&gt;notthatkindagay&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;“250 gigabytes.” HEY-YO!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;“Built-in webcam.” HEY-YO!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;“Long battery life.”  HEY-YO!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://inothernews.tumblr.com/"&gt;inothernews&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;PUT A DICK IN IT ALREADY&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/227159005</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/227159005</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:15:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>info about the group show i’m in.
did i mention that...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksafwnsdz11qz9c44o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lomography.com/magazine/blog/2009/10/26/diana-world-tour-new-york-city-events-and-happenings-during-november"&gt;info about the group show i’m in.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;did i mention that i’m going to be showing with amber tamblyn and elijah wood, to say the least?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/227116641</link><guid>http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/227116641</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:12:21 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
